I do things. And now I do them here.
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
i wanna LONGBOARD in KEDS and fuckin WAYFARER SHADES and like cutoff shorts and a lil flowy tank top. some of that doesn’t work for me like what i am not tiny and tan and blonde but OH MY GOD. oh god so many things are happening aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ignore me i’m a mess
I keep making eye contact with a super hot guy at the gym. Flirting? Or no??? I’ll never know, but I’ll pretend it’s flirting
ffffffuuuckin ass, man. help me out. gimme some suggestions. man up. don’t make me fuckin’ do all the work.this is D U M B.
boys when you ask a girl out at least have some SUGGESTIONS of things to do/places to go. this is fucking ridiculous and it makes me MAD. i get that maybe you want to make sure we like the place or whatever but fUCKING SUGGEST PLACES.
god i’m so frustrated. i don’T KNOW OF PLACES TO GO. i don’t go out in town i don’t know where good places are. god FUCKING DAMN IT.
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg
"Word has made 436 replacements."
"That sounds right."