ohhhhh my god ate too much bread. but it was FRESH from the OVEN and i made it MYSELF. don’t even try to tell me you wouldn’t demolish some of that.
i hate this show I HATE THIS SHOW
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home
I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.
Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realizedMuggleborns creating a room in hogwarts that’s essentially a magical faraday cage so their tech actually works and they can at least watch Avengers and use a goddamn laptop even if there’s no bloody internet.(seriously writing everything by hand? I was the one of the first kids in my elementary school to be like FUCK THAT SHIT and start turning in all my papers as computer print offs and using the internet as a research resource, I would find a way and I’m not the only one)
Also they teach the house elves how to make pizza. Because pizza
I’m imagining a black market centering around lined paper, 3 ring binders, pens and erasers.
As well as a group of people laughing at some of the spells that magical people use for everyday tasks because there’s actually an easier muggle way to do it. Like loading everything in a dishwasher rather than overseeing a sink of washing dishes.
it’s gonna take me 83 million years to get through this show i pause the dang thing every five seconds
every single thing i want to watch also gives me such secondhand embarrassment i can’t deal with any of this
i want a salad
i have all the things for a salad
i’m eating cake mix instead because i’m lazy and horrible
my best friend is going to lunch with Gretchen Weiners.
Yeah, that one.
I’m from a small cow town in central california
WHAT IS HAPPENING
just discovered i get wifi on one part of my bed
probably not a great discovery for me.
seriously though, people need to get over this whole ‘hufflepuff = goody two-shoes’ thing
can you imagine, for a moment, hufflepuffs fighting in a war, whether for light or dark
those fuckers are loyal unto the end, aren’t afraid of hard or messy work, have the patience to play the long game, would work tirelessly for the cause they believed in, and aren’t swayed by personal ambitions, pride or emotions.
a dark hufflepuff would be the most terrifying, effective soldier ever.